I took Noah's wig from Halloween. *check *
I told them I was going to get an old cap. *check*
I told them I was going to find something to block my tooth. *check, I used a raisin.*
I told them I was going to wear an old dingy t-shirt. *check*
I told them I was going to wear a flannel shirt over it. *check*
I did not tell them I was going to stuff my shirt with a pillow trying to give the impression of a beer belly and carry a 24 oz of Keystone Light. I also never told them that I was going to put my powder make up in my back pocket making it look like chew in my back pocket.
I would walk up to them and ask, "Will you be my friend?" and scratch my butt. I had everyone laughing some even ended up crying from laughing so hard. People did not recognize me at all.
So, would you be my friend? *scratch scratch*